Is That a Cell Phone In Your Pocket or…

Having recently purchased a cell phone small enough to fit comfortably in my front pants pocket, this report on sperm motility piqued my interest. Not that I’m looking to impregnate anyone, but I guess this is evidence that I cannot necessary assume that there are no negative physical effects.

If cell phones could provide reliable and reversible sterility, their market would become even wider. Think of the branding opportunity! Actor: “My Trojan-brand cell phone offers a higher becquerel rating than any other phone currently on the market.” [Cut to picture of nuclear cooling tower covered in colossal condom.]

Author: Gary

Writer and editor living in Seattle.