Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa, indeed.
Shave the Date (Marti made me do it)
And by “made” I mean “dared” as everyone knows I hate to turn down a dare…
Marti dared me to post this link to Mominatrix, a site whose claim to fame is “banging out sex advice” from a parent’s perspective. Apparently after reproduction, a regular sex columnist won’t do… this one makes multiple references to the challenges of getting your freak despite the physical derangements of childbirth and the logistical challenges the little offspring pose. Who knew?
You’ve got to give the writer credit for linking the great democratic reboot of January 20, 2009 with a moment of mass depilation. And if you still haven’t figured out what I’m talking about… here’s another clue:
Look people — grooming doesn’t stop at the neck. There have been worse ideas than shaving down for Inauguration Day. It’s definitely change we can believe in.
Election Day Mental Health Break
Those of you who went to college with me know of my undying hatred of all things a capella… but today, I make an exception. Even if I were NOT the huge Star Wars geek that I am, I would be totally impressed.
Henceforth — any day when Democrats appear poised to make history and rewrite the rules of electoral politics shall be a “Jay loves a capella day.” Because if you can’t have some extra love in your heart today… you might as well be Dick Cheney!
Best. Reporter. Ever.
He’s in fifth grade, and Joe Biden is his homeboy.
The mainstream media just might learn something.
Say it ain’t so, Joe
The campaign’s latest accidental celebrity now has his own attack ad. At this point I think it’s safe to say he’s all crack, no plumber.
I just voted!
Seattlites who vote by mail should now have their ballots. No time like the present! If you need some music while you vote, I offer the following (with apologies with Plain White Ts).
For everyone who needs cheering up
Details about the story here.
I can only hope this brings you as much glee as it did me
and if you like that, you should go looking for Shatner’s version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!
Interstates, meet Tube Map
Chris Yates is amazingly talented and super fun, as his site reveals. I want some of those toys!
But this made my day:
Bizarre Bible Stories
Heard the one where Jesus got mad at a tree? Or the one where 42 children were mauled by bears for making fun of a bald spot? Or the time when God showed Moses his ass (and no, not his donkey)? It’s all in the bible, and it’s all true.