If they are already scouring the ground for loose change to feed into vending machines how long before they steal our weapons and overthrow their human overlords?
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No shit David. You are totally tapping into my fear of crows here. Every spring we have a flipping colony on our roof. Nothing will make them go away. They are huge and loud and way too smart. They aren’t scared of me AT ALL. I am convinced that if I could get up there I would see a whole city has been built. (Every see the episode on The Simpsons where Lisa creates life in a petri dish and the new species worship her as their creator? The petri dish reveals a primitive culture evolving to a modern city and then it starts to send out spacecraft to explore her room…this is what is going to happen on my roof!)