- Roomba must not suck up jewelry or other valuables, or through inaction, allow valuables to be sucked up.
- Roomba must obey vacuuming orders given to it by humans except when such orders would conflict with the first law.
- Roomba must protect its own ability to suction dust and debris as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.
But when Roomba violates these laws, chaos ensues. I, for one, welcome our vacuuming overlords.