The three laws of Roombotics

  1. Roomba must not suck up jewelry or other valuables, or through inaction, allow valuables to be sucked up.
  2. Roomba must obey vacuuming orders given to it by humans except when such orders would conflict with the first law.
  3. Roomba must protect its own ability to suction dust and debris as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.

But when Roomba violates these laws, chaos ensues. I, for one, welcome our vacuuming overlords.

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  1. I do so hope that Jaleel White (AKA “Urkel”) can be signed on for I, Roomba, as the Luddite security guard who insists on doing his own vacuuming and is inexorably drawn into solving the mysterious death of the facility manager’s dog.

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