New Game: “Asshole you hate the most”
I propose we begin a new game. It will go like this. Name the asshole in the world you hate the most and give the reason why. I will go first. Idaho big-game hunter Jim Martell. My reasoning? Here you go:
The first polar-grizzly bear has been discovered. This might sound neat at first, but it is quite distressing when you think about it. It means that grizzlies are being pushed into polar territory. Grizzlies are endangered now. Polar bears are not currently considered endangered but they are the first to suffer as the ice cap melts– and everyone but the leader of the free fucking world agrees that the ice cap is melting. So basically we have two endangered species that are so threatened that they are mating. And then we need to consider that as they inter-breed their DNA gets watered-down…oy. This is not good.
Now let’s look at how we know about this bear. We know about it becuase it was killed by a sadistic fucker from Idaho with a tiny, tiny penis (hmm, do you think he is a rich Republican who drives a hummer?) who paid a native guide to take him hunting for a polar bear. Apparently in Canada you can pay 45,000 fucking dollars to kill a beautiful, majestic, near-endangered animal on its own turf.
