February 23rd, 2006

signs

driving home from dallas yesterday, i saw a ginormous billboard just before or after pauls valley (i don’t remember).  it said, “ABORTION: one dead, one wounded”. i wrote down the website associated with it, but i guess i wrote it down wrong which and couldn’t find the site.  this prompted me to google it the “catch phrase”.  unbeknownst to me, this is a very popular phrase and is even a bumper sticker.  so now i’m starting a new company called True but Tasteless Political Slogans. Here are some of the upcoming releases:

  • ASSISTED SUCIDE: one dead, one rich
  • OIL COMPANIES: High Prices=High Profits
  • DEFICIT SPENDING: one dollar borrowed today, one thousand to repay tomorrow
  • WIRE TAPPING: what they’re really doing is listening to phone sex calls
  • MUHAMMAD: drawing him is like saying “Jesus Fucking Christ!”
  • ISLAM: they’ve started wars over less
  • FEMA: actively incompetent since March 1, 2003
  • LEGISLATIVE BRANCH: finding new ways to shuffle responsibility everyday

feel free to add your own.  please bash everyone, it makes it more fun.

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