signs
driving home from dallas yesterday, i saw a ginormous billboard just before or after pauls valley (i don’t remember). it said, “ABORTION: one dead, one wounded”. i wrote down the website associated with it, but i guess i wrote it down wrong which and couldn’t find the site. this prompted me to google it the “catch phrase”. unbeknownst to me, this is a very popular phrase and is even a bumper sticker. so now i’m starting a new company called True but Tasteless Political Slogans. Here are some of the upcoming releases:
- ASSISTED SUCIDE: one dead, one rich
- OIL COMPANIES: High Prices=High Profits
- DEFICIT SPENDING: one dollar borrowed today, one thousand to repay tomorrow
- WIRE TAPPING: what they’re really doing is listening to phone sex calls
- MUHAMMAD: drawing him is like saying “Jesus Fucking Christ!”
- ISLAM: they’ve started wars over less
- FEMA: actively incompetent since March 1, 2003
- LEGISLATIVE BRANCH: finding new ways to shuffle responsibility everyday
feel free to add your own. please bash everyone, it makes it more fun.
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