Chuck Norris is my homeboy

Everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris. And more.

For example, did you know that:

  • Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
  • Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
  • Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

4 thoughts on “Chuck Norris is my homeboy”

  1. Bruce won the fight in Return of the Dragon because Chuck let him win.

    The Delta Force movies are based on factual events, and Chuck has been reactivated by Executive Order.

    Chuck discovered his ability to deliver roundhouse kicks after a freak accident in ballet class involving pirouettes.

  2. Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer… to bad he’s never cried.

    If you could harvest the pigments from Chuck Norris’s hair and colored yours with them, you’d never go bald, never go gray and always be a sweet red-head.

  3. God walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on God.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.

  4. I copied this from here 🙂

    “you guys are all douches – you’ve taken random chuck norris facts and turn them into computer nerd beat-off material… chuck norris would be disgraced by this site… thank god he’ll never see it because he roundhouse kicked his computer after it asked to see his 3.5′ floppy”

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