Everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris. And more.
For example, did you know that:
- Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
- Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
- Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.