Does Eugene Delgaudio, self-appointed Public Advocate of the U.S., really think that the homosexuals are the biggest threat to the world right now? Or has he simply confused harmless queens with brain-eating zombies? Read his letter.

Fun excerpts:

“This time we are facing an enemy who is riding high, and hungry for victims.” Brains, I tell you! They will eat our BRAAAAINS!

“I’m fighting to kill their evil Thought Control Bill … The Homosexuals have welcomed [Jim Kolbe, R-AZ] with open arms, and he is ready to do their bidding.” We are no match for their thought control rays!

” …a ruthless adversary that would attack my family rather than face me.” They can strike at any moment … even when you least expect it. Watch out!

“The Radical Homosexuals keep coming and coming, and they grow in size daily.” With every bite they grow bigger and stronger! Soon, lumbering 20-ton homosexuals will be destroying entire cities!

“So can I count on you to make a special, one time gift to my office? If you could send $1,000 or $500 right now, it would really make a huge difference.” Only COLD HARD CASH can defeat these brain-eating mind-controlling lumbering GAY ZOMBIES!!! AAARGHHHH!