You look mahvelous!

We love our neighbor to the south for his sheer nerve, his chutzpah. his machismo. After all, who else almost got away with writing his own immunity in to law? We adore his whole “not only am I the man in charge, but I’m the man in charge of the news about the man in charge!” attitude.

And now, we can’t keep our eyes off him. Silvio! So handsome! Is that a new haircut? Are you sporting a tan? Have you been on vacation? You look different!

I can’t wait for this episode of Extreme Makeovers to air.