Bonsai Kittens

Bonsai Kitten is one of my favourite links to send to the gullible and/or reactionary (the two traits are highly correlated, in my experience). Check out the guestbook for the insightful commentary.

If bonsai kittens were real, I’d have one. Not only are they unique, but if you have more than one they stack easily for space-saving storage.

39 thoughts on “Bonsai Kittens”

  1. I think this should be the default shipping configuration for all kittens everywhere. So much cleaner, and a real boon for those of us with allergies.

  2. Bonsai dog: if one could train the growing canine to remain puppy-sized, one would have quite a profitable enterprise. So many adore their puppies and wish they would remain so rather than grow into typical adult dogs.

  3. the very idea of it is sick and abusive. if you have ever even thought of getting one YOUR SICK AND WRONG!

  4. i looked at that site, is it real or not? whats the point in even pretending its real!? its so cruel to even put the idea into people heads.
    not a happy bunny 🙁
    xxx

  5. You r a sick ass who is insensitive to animal rights. I hope to God that u don’t have a pet at home, cause I know I wouldn’t want you as an owner.

  6. I LOOKED AT YOUR DISCUSTING SITE. THOSE KITTENS ARE GOD’S CREATURES! I DON’T THINK HE HAD THAT KIND OF INHUMANE TREATMENT IN MIND WHEN, HE CREATED THEM! LET’S PUT YOU IN A GLASS JAR & FEED YOU THROUGH A TUBE. SOUNDS LIKE JUSTICE TO ME! I HAVE CONTACTED THE AMERICAN HUMANE SOCIETY, THE UNITED STATES GOVERMENT & EVERYONE ELSE I COULD THINK OF TO GET YOUR OPERATION CLOSED! YOU ARE SICK PEOPLE!

  7. What is it with these people? It says RIGHT THERE IN THE article “if this site were real”. It isn’t, OK? How about READING before you react? It’s funny. Laugh.

  8. Darling, I believe you hit the nail on the head in your original article. I’m just wondering how so many of the gullible and reactionary found our little site.

  9. I want a bonsai cow. You could make square steaks that actually fitted onto a slice of bread for the perfect steak sandwich.

  10. to even make a joke like that is sick. it isnt funny at all. and by the way the person who made it up DOES NOT no how to spell. O.o

  11. I dont think its funny that they used it as a joke, but I mean you notice they dont sell any supplies and other stuff. I would’ve liked to have something interesting (and real) to talk about for my school project though

  12. Alina, maybe you should try “How I learned about ironic humour” as the title of your school project. I think that would be quite interesting.

  13. I ran into the Bonsai Kitten site awhile ago, found it mildly humorous at the time, and didn’t think much about it afterward. I checked my e-mail today, and found in it a petition, which has been quite successful, by the way, (about 300 names so far) to stop these cruel insensitive bastards from harming any more poor defenseless animals. I guess I didn’t realize how gullible most of the population is until I read that… just thought I’d share it with you. It gave me a good laugh. 🙂

  14. I dont give a rat’s a** if this is for real or not, you people are mentally disturbed and need to be horse whipped and tortured! This isnt even funny Im pretty sure that all you twisted f*cks were abused as kids, to bad you werent sodomized to death…How in blue f*ck would you like to have to live a life like that? Sc*ew all you pitiful f*ckers

  15. I ran across the site of the bonsai kittens and …..is it real or not? If it is, it is quite interesting and unique and if it is not…..well then someone has a very good imagination!

  16. You are a bunch of FUCKING assholes, how in the hell could you do this and think that it is cute. You are all sick minded and you are going to hell, i hope satan puts you FUCKERS in a box.

  17. Oh look, the morons make a new appearance. It never fails to amaze me that with all the interesting and important things we cover on this site, people seem to glom onto this reference to a joke site, which we didn’t even put up. Some people really need lives. A sense of humor. And a little dose of reality.

  18. I THINK THAT WHOEVER HAD THIS IDEA WAS POSSED BY A DEMON! IM SERIOUS!! GOD DIDNOT INTEND ON THIS FOR HIS CREATURES!! YOU SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS ” THOU SHALT SHOVE KITTENS INTO BOTTLES AND FEED THEM THROUGH A STRAW” IN THE BIBLE!!! I SWEAR WHOEVER DID THIS DESERVES THE DEATH PENALTY!! AND ALL OF YOU FREAKS WHO THINK THAT THIS IS FUNNY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THAT YOU WERE SUFFOCATING AND COULD BARELY MOVE AND AS YOU STARTED TO GROW WERE LOSING EVEN MORE SPACE AND THAN FELT LIKE DYING AND THEN WHEN THE TOOK YOU AOUT AFTER A YEAR, COULD BARELY BREATTE STILL AND YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOU LOOKED LIKE A BOX HUH!!!??!! pEOPLE ARE SEVERELY SICK! UGH!! I WANNA PUKE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE YOU SICK PEOPLE!! UGH!!!!

  19. I THINK THAT WHOEVER HAD THIS IDEA WAS POSSED BY A DEMON! IM SERIOUS!! GOD DIDNOT INTEND ON THIS FOR HIS CREATURES!! YOU SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS ” THOU SHALT SHOVE KITTENS INTO BOTTLES AND FEED THEM THROUGH A STRAW” IN THE BIBLE!!! I SWEAR WHOEVER DID THIS DESERVES THE DEATH PENALTY!! AND ALL OF YOU FREAKS WHO THINK THAT THIS IS FUNNY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THAT YOU WERE SUFFOCATING AND COULD BARELY MOVE AND AS YOU STARTED TO GROW WERE LOSING EVEN MORE SPACE AND THAN FELT LIKE DYING AND THEN WHEN THE TOOK YOU AOUT AFTER A YEAR, COULD BARELY BREATTE STILL AND YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOU LOOKED LIKE A BOX HUH!!!??!! pEOPLE ARE SEVERELY SICK! UGH!! I WANNA PUKE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE YOU SICK PEOPLE!! UGH!!!!

  20. I HONESLY HOPE GOD FORGIVES THOSE PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY ARE DOING! THEY ARE JUST SOOOO UGH!! I CANT BELEIVE THEM

  21. I HONESLY HOPE GOD FORGIVES THOSE PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY ARE DOING! THEY ARE JUST SOOOO UGH!! I CANT BELEIVE THEM

  22. how can people do things like this? truly! wouldnt they love it if we shoved them in a little glass jar superglued a tube in their ass and fed them through a straw. People like that should go through the same torture they put those helpless animals through. we should call it fucking moron bonsai’s ill make a website telling everyone how to do it. I hope i never find a moron like that out.

  23. i have only just seen bonsai kittens makes me wander what the hell the world is coming to ! the sad thing is these sick f***s that have made this site have put ideas into other sick F***s heads who may actually try it to see if they can. that site has come from ppl with warped minds, normal ppl wouldnt think of something like that. words cant describe it, sick, truly !

  24. Oh
    My
    Fucking
    God.
    I’m sorry, but to all you people who complain about a site like this, I have only three words:
    Get A Life.
    Or a brain.
    It is quite clearly a joke =/
    Perhaps it isn’t to everybody’s taste, but can’t you see where the humour is? Do you honestly have THAT little intelligence?
    I love cats. A lot. And I also find this site amusing.
    And to Becky, who said “and by the way the person who made it up DOES NOT no how to spell. O.o2 Perhaps not, hun, but you could learn to use capitols.

    And one last comment, as Paulette says: if the biggest thing you have to worry about is a parody website, you must have quite a cosy life.
    Have you ever stepped out into the real world? Without meaning to get political, I’m sure there are many, MANY people in this world who have done much, MUCH worse things than create a joke website =/

    What about bonsai bunny rabbits? They would be cute.

  25. Oh and..how frighteningly ignorant do you have to be not to realise that you could easily do those graphics with something as simple as Photoshop?
    Seriously, people, please PLEASE get an education.

    To the other Kate, who said “bonsai kittens makes me wander what the hell the world is coming to”. It really took a website about cats in jars to make you think that? Wow. Deep.

  26. Everybody it is fake!! Its just a hoax! Who would evr believe that!!! Cats need 2 eat and breathe!!! Check it out on the RSPCA site it even says its a hoax!! hehehe its so funny!!! Cause its so fake!!

    Thanx

  27. the fact that its a joke is just as sickening and 2 think that people find that funny ? ok then lets stick u in a ja rso that u cant breathe then ill stick a tube up ur ass and feed u , oh then we’ll sit there and laugh at u while u get turnd into some sick ,twisted persons joke sound appealing?

  28. I get what the people who came up with the site were trying to say although I don’t find it particulary funny as much as I find it really twisted and warped.

  29. I don’t think it’s real.. but even if it’s not.. I’ve heard that someone really has tried it and the kitten eventually died. So these sort of websites can cause animal abuse, no matter if it’s a fake. And still, you would have had to put the cat in the jar to take the picture.. and even for those few seconds.. that cat would have been in pain and fear.

  30. OMFG… it’s called PHOTOSHOP! No kittens were put in any jars! Nobody tried this because it’s IMPOSSIBLE! Are there really this many gullible people in the world? How do you get through the day?

  31. All you people ar sick and need professional help! How can you even make a fucking joke about it! People probably saw the website and tried to stuff a kitten in a jar! Even if it’s fake you people should burn in hell!

  32. UR A FUCKIN SICK ASS MOFO YOU MOTHER FUCKIN BASTARD WHO THE HELL WOULD DO THAT THAT GUY DESEVRE’S HIS ASS KICK !!!!!!!! OR HE SHOULD BE SHOVED IN A BOTTLE!!!

  33. Please take this post off the site. It is so tiresome that these people can not tell this is a prank. Yes, the idea of kittens in jars is sick but jeez, I am sick of these loonies writing their self-righteous diatribes against you. Would that all these people just get in touch with reality and shake their heads (quietly) in disgust and move on to important and REAL tragedies that plague the world today.

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