December 10, 2004
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U.S. Says Terrorists Could Use Lasers
Yahoo! News - U.S. Says Terrorists Could Use Lasers
In related news, can someone throw me a fricking bone here? Oh, no-- a thrown bone might fricking collide with a jetliner. Or cause a release of red-hot magma.
If the terrorists really want to get ahead of the Bush Administration and totally cut out the middle man, maybe they should attack us with bad movie clichés and deprive the Badministration all of its best Orange Alert punchlines.
Posted by jay at December 10, 2004 11:42 AM
I hear the terrorists are also building a secret base on the moon.
We've recently learned that terrorists on the island of Hawai'i will be using "magma" to wipe out forests and create more oceanfront property. Developers have been linked to a fund supporting these efforts...