Get your war on, p. 42

The always astounding get your war on comic is blindlingly sharp this week. Check out barbs like this:

"You know what I don't like about Kerry? He doesn't have a real strategy for winning the War on Terrorism."

"I know! I heard he'd only allow, like, one-hundred-and-ninety tons of explosive to fall into the hands of the terrorists! What kind of half-assed plan is that?"

"Speaking of half-assed, did you hear the one about the soldier whose Humvee rolled over and IED made of looted explosives from Saddam Hussein's ammunition stockpiles?"

Ouch. The rest of it is that good.