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October 26, 2004

(Almost) nothing about the election

This is a great little blog: 5ives: Merlin's Lists of Five Things. My favorites:

Five bands I donít think Iím enjoying as much as Iím supposed to
1. Radiohead
2. PJ Harvey
3. Sleater Kinney
4. Liz Phair
5. Scissor Sisters

Five things I suppose you could do to ďthe voteĒ if you ever tire of ďrockingĒ it
1. Broast the Vote!
2. Pummel the Vote!
3. Gently Strum the Vote!
4. Benchpress the Vote!
5. Botox the Vote!

Five companies I suspect I may be the bitch of
1. Gillette
2. Apple
3. Sprint
4. Costco
5. Trader Joeís

Five things itís probably better not to do when youíre kind of drunk
1. buy domain names
2. hire an attorney
3. do lots of file management from the command line
4. sort out your finances
5. telephone people you remember fondly from elementary school

Five ass-related words I think I use a lot
1. metric assload (n.) - a lot
2. asshat (n.) - willfully ignorant person
3. assy (adj.) - unacceptably low-quality
4. big-ass (adj.) - large
5. asstacular (adj.) - really bad

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OH, but we attorneys love it when people call and hire us in a drunken state.

Posted by: Marti on October 26, 2004 07:39 PM

Things better not to do when you're drunk:
#6. Exfoliate the blackheads on your nose.

I learned this last week at about 2 a.m. in my bathroom mirror. I was scarred the entire weekend.

Posted by: jason on October 27, 2004 11:40 AM
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