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October 22, 2004

Of course: Falaphilia.com

It's amazing to me that O'Reilly can still show his face in public. Especially now that his actions have coined the term falaphilia: An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.

Paulette, I think you may have actually said this the other night! But the real gem is on their fam mail page: "Do I see an advertising spot in Mr. O'Reilly's future? Baba Gadouche Feminine Cleanser (TM) needs a spokesman!"

Posted by jay at October 22, 2004 07:50 AM | TrackBack
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I think I might be most tickled by the Google ad for online chickpea retailers on the page.

Another thought upon reading the text of the suit: O'Reilly suggests using the falafel thing lightly, as in just kind of a tease business. I once worked at a falafel joint, and I can tell you that good falafels are tasty, crispy on this outside, moisty and spicy on the inside, and absolutely could be seen as objects of desire. But teasing someone with one seems like an invitation to have someone pour a gallon of tahini sauce on your head.

I wonder if that's part of Bill's fantasy.

Posted by: paulette on October 22, 2004 08:42 AM

Gerbelia falaphia. It is the next step in the addiction. That's what it leads to. Alas, if only he could have stopped with moo shu pan cakes.

Posted by: Tom on October 29, 2004 10:33 AM
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