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October 21, 2004

EnjoyTheDraft.com

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EnjoyTheDraft.com is like The Onion, on a really bitter day, with a well-justified sense of paranoia. Perfect for jaded college students. You gotta love the "Tell us why the draft is AWESOME" soundbites:

"Michael Moore might feature my grieving mother in his next movie!" - Joe in Flint

"I thought I'd miss my boyfriend when he went to Iraq. How ironic that I got drafted and killed!" - Missie in Miami

"Foshrapnel woundizzle" - Mark in Albuquerque

"The army vaccinated me against Anthrax, Botulism, Smallpox, and Sarin. Once I get the Ricin vaccine I get a happy meal." -Stanley in Denver

"Post Traumatic Stress Disorder excuses a lot of crazy-ass batshit behavior." - Matt in Columbus

"I look hot in a black body bag, and I don't even work out." - John in Madison

There's nothing like great satire. Except maybe great satire and a really nice single-malt Scotch to go with it.

Posted by jay at October 21, 2004 01:00 PM | TrackBack
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"Post Traumatic Stress Disorder excuses a lot of crazy-ass batshit behavior."

Actually, that's true, and now I think I might join the army. I'm thoroughly convinced.

Posted by: paulette on October 21, 2004 02:26 PM
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