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July 26, 2004

Perfect "Dear John" Media

Here's some stationery I won't be licking closed: paper made from elephant dung. "Sheets have a unique color and texture, depending on the diet, age and dental health of the elephant that has produced the dung..." Apparently, George W. has been presented with a box of said paper, perhaps to celebrate his party's mascot. I hope that DeLay and Frist will present their future legislative texts on dung paper.

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