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June 25, 2004

No Dick, FUCK YOU!!! Wow--I feel better!

Cheney Says He 'Felt Better' After Bitter Exchange (washingtonpost.com)

Vice President Cheney today acknowledged that he had a bitter exchange on the Senate floor with a senior Democratic senator, in which Cheney uttered a big-time obscenity, but said he had no regrets and that he "felt better after I had done it." . . . Later in the interview, Cheney added, laughing, that "a lot of my colleagues felt that what I had said badly needed to be said, that it was long overdue." . . . As it happens, the exchange occurred on the same day the Senate passed legislation described as the "Defense of Decency Act" by 99 to 1.
The more I think about this, the angrier I get. A childhood full of mouth-washing from a society (and religion) that nearly fainted over a few vigorous Anglo-saxon syllables--but had no problem with words like "faggot," "dyke," and "nigger"--has made me sick of the hypocrisy. Our VP's "vocabulary malfunction" changes things for me--like lancing a boil.

From now on, regardless of context, I'm going to use whatever words I like to describe the despots and their neocon toadies. However inappropriate it may be, it probably won't be on the Senate floor--and I won't be running for re-election as Christ's Vicar on Pennsylvania Avenue and Defender of the Faith.

To wit:

That lying sack of shit Cheney may be one heartbeat away from the Presidency, but his name is only two letters away from his (and my) favorite curseword. Henceforth, let all the nonfamously uninhibited join me in referring to him as "Fuck" Cheney. Or, better yet, Dick "Fuck" Cheney... kind of like my elementary school principal was E.O. "Buster" Meeks. Come to think of it, I got sent to his office for cussing not long before he got "reassigned" for... far greater indiscretions.

Posted by jay at June 25, 2004 03:18 PM | TrackBack
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Yeah, uhm, so on NPR they played a lot of Cheney's explanation, and when you hear it, I guess you're bound to sympathize with him. The problem was that he felt Leahy, by pointing out the whole Halliburton no-bod contracts, was not engaging in meaningful debate. I guess that was his way of elevating the discourse.

Posted by: paulette on June 25, 2004 04:24 PM

Fuck Cheney and the dumbass elephant he rode in on. And take your fucking hand out of Dubya's ass, it's time he orchestrated his own fuckups. Fuck Bush the first and the worst, and the damn Stepford Cow, mommie's beautiful mind, Jeb and all the damn jailbird riffraff kids. Fuck 'em all, each and every motley one of 'em, and fuck the fake cows and rotting bales of hay in Crawford. Fuck the media for good measure.

Posted by: veronica on July 9, 2004 12:09 AM

I feel he is telling us all to Fuck Off. He is George Bush's Dick. So, with that said.. I started a great line of tshirts. I wish Cheney would see what we all think of him. Check them out at GeorgeWDick.com

Posted by: GeorgeWDick on July 11, 2004 06:31 AM
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