Yick! We have some great vegetarian/vegan restaurants in Portland. Paulette-- you should come visit!

Yeah, um...EW!

One of my favorite movie quotes is from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" when Aunt Vuola, upon learning that Ian is a vegetarian, exclaims "He don't eat no meat?!...That's ok, I make lamb."

Thanks for the kind offer, but you're talking to a girl who has an annual argument with her brother over which of us gets the scrapple from our father's newly slaughtered pigs. And who was fairly excited when her butcher boyfriend brought home the liver from the lamb he took down on Vashon Island last fall. I ain't no bunny rabbit (but I do think they're mighty tasty!)