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November 05, 2003

Attack of the Killer Porn!

First there was Marriage Protection Week. Then there was Protection From Pornography Week. What's next? Protection From Prostitutes Week?

Porn -- the raw yummy sexual kind -- is just another evildoer, according to the government.

The Prez sez: (from an honest-to-god proclamation)

I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 26 through November 1, 2003, as Protection From Pornography Week. I call upon public officials, law enforcement officers, parents, and all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and activities.

...any ideas for appropriate activities? I know I have one cued up in the VCR...

Check out the hilarious skewering of Bush's proclamation by SFGate.com's Mark Morford. And be sure to check out the link at the end of the article. Happy clowns who love Jesus. I will buy dinner and drinks for anyone who purchases one of their t-shirts. Really.

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It's just a crying shame that I missed Protection From Pornography Week. I would have celebrated. But then, some people celebrate Christmas later, if nobody's around during the holidays, right?

Posted by: roger on November 5, 2003 02:16 PM

Well thank the lord from above....i can not express my happiness enought! I can now merge "MIMES FOR MARY", "Puppets of Pergatory" and the "Dolls for Decencey" with the "Clowns for Jesus" to form one united front....
CIRQUE de JESUS is VEGAS BOUND, Baby!!

Posted by: jamie on November 6, 2003 08:50 AM
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