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September 09, 2003

Yikes!

I love The Onion, and I love its biting satire. But if I owned a small retail store, this "guest editorial by "Wal-Mart Store #3297" would make me cry. A sample:

I love looking around these mom-and-pop places. It helps me get a feel for a town's local flavor. Just out of curiosity, what do you tell your greeters to say around these parts? Oh, you don't have greeters? Then who greets the customers? Interesting. That certainly is one way of going about it, I guess.

It's dead-on, of course, and one of oh-so-many reasons I hate Wal-Mart.

Posted by jay at September 9, 2003 05:11 PM | TrackBack
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