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December 04, 2002

Dastardly Disney Deeds

Apparently the dismal opening weekend box office of Disney's Treasure Planet has caused the company to restate its quarterly results, amidst news of an SEC probe. Poor Mickey.

But he's not as bad off as the dead white male responsible for the beloved original whence the dreadful derivative was drained. The Guardian, in its biting roundup of US Thanksgiving releases, compares the experience of watching the film to "watching Robert Louis Stevenson being sodomised by Michael Eisner in front of a class of 10-year-olds." Luckily, the Guardian liked Solaris-- I'd hate to hear what they might have said about George Clooney's ass otherwise.

A nod to the excellent Media Unspun newsletter for relaying this pithy quote. Unfortunately, it is dying a second death next Friday-- the first came last year when parent mag Industry Standard folded. Apparently too many appreciators (myself included) failed to shell out $50 to get the newsletter daily.

Posted by jay at December 4, 2002 11:29 AM | TrackBack
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